Monday, March 15, 2010

What a guy should not say after sex (unless you want to lose your teeth)?

# "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."


# "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"


# "How come it's so big in there?"


# "You've done a lot of guys before, right?"


# "Next time I come over, don't bother with underwear ok."


# (Sniff sniff) "Is that cat food?"


# (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it."


# "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head."


# "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better."


# "Do you know what a 'douche' is?"


# "Maybe if you did some pushups, your baps would grow."


# "I want you to try some of MY deodrant."


# "I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?"


# "Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in."


# "I never saw a girl with hairy baps before."


# "I've been getting these blisters lately........"


# "you wanna do those dishes before you leave?"


# "You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!"

What a guy should not say after sex (unless you want to lose your teeth)?
"my hand is still better"


"yep your still 2nd best"


"thats not how your sister does it"


"get out"


"time to see the doctor"


"how much do i owe ya"


"is this a sore?"


"boom city!"


"yep im still gay..."


"did you gain weight? you felt heavier"


"can i go watch porn now?"


"yep still wasnt drunk enough"


"nah....your still fired"
Reply:lol
Reply:ur great in bed but ur sis gives better head
Reply:WELL. Very dirty. But funny. LOL.
Reply:lol.
Reply:BAHAHA!! =]]]
Reply:I have herpes.
Reply:Do u know what HIV is?
Reply:Say i enjoyed that ("call her by her sisters name")
Reply:How about..."Your mom was better!"
Reply:I've had better


How much?


Next time, can your sister join us?
Reply:get off me mom,you are crushing my smokes
Reply:That was funny, I'll give you a star.
Reply:=) how about....." what was your name again...?"
Reply:Your mum was better
Reply:lol, dang
Reply:yes, that would probably be a bad idea...
Reply:haha
Reply:Is this a list of the things that have been said to you?
Reply:LOL! The cat food one made me giggle!





How about these?





#You know, your brother lets me do anal.


# I've always wanted to make a snuff film. (more of a during thing)


#Don't Mommy! Stop touching me there! *cries*
Reply:and what a woman shouldn't say to a guy (during sex):





# is it in yet?


# you are ok about a few head lice aren't you?


# can you pass me my book please... oh and let me know when you've finished


# how do you spell "miniscule"? It's for my diary


# that reminds me - I must buy more cheese


# I'm sure the cracks in that ceiling are getting worse


# are you going to be long? there's a TV documentary on earwigs I'd like to watch
Reply:Wow, you've had a rough love life, huh?
Reply:You have some experience ,girl ! Way to go!
Reply:i would have sex with u any day. u sound good !!!!!!!
Reply:I LOVE THEM ALL
Reply:good stuff
Reply:lol
Reply:very good but you forgot


do you want to ask your freind to join in!
Reply:That was ok, but I prefer men!
Reply:hilarious..well worth a star.
Reply:Can't say I have said any of these things, but they are definately funny.



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