In the eveneng, I break in to kids houses what have lost their teeth and rob the £1 from under their pillows, to go to the offy and get myself 8 Ace for £1.49 and some bines. Does anyone else make 100% profit from what they do fer a livin?
Is it wrong to rob kids teeth for money fer 8 ace?
You'll be sentenced to jail dude..
Reply:I have a Robot Friend who I pull along behind me. He has many special powers which usually involve causing the headmaster at my school serious injury. At the end of every day I end up rich and laughing with my friends at the adventures that we have.
I also have a friend who carries his testicles in a wheelbarrow
Do I win 5 Pounds?
Reply:ah a fellow Viz reader. I don't smoke - instead following an early Top Tip of coating rubberbands in toothpaste and using like chewing gum. Excellent
Reply:Thats fine hun, a mans gotta live! Personally I dont make money out of it but i do attach onions to my beltloops to increase the weight of my trousers. I also get my friends to lie in the back of my van kicking the sides with their feet to fool passers by into thinking i have a top of the range Kenwood sound system. Genius.
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